I don’t flirt. I just torture men…… Can you put that on tumblr??? *Continues to laugh hysterically for the next 3 minutes*
— Suparna, wishing to be immortalized in the world of tumblr
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Oh my gosh! You’re my club! My own personal book club!!!
— E, on our Shakespeare reading plan
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A Conversation with the Medullary Vomiting Center (According to Cindy)
Medullary vomiting center: "Should I vomit right now?"
Medullary vomiting center: "No."
Medullary vomiting center: "Should I vomit right now?"
Medullary vomiting center: "No."
Medullary vomiting center: "Should I vomit right now?"
Medullary vomiting center: "No."
Medullary vomiting center: "Should I vomit right now?"
Medullary vomiting center: "No."
*repeat ad infinitum*
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Beth, do you know what makes me sad? That bishops don’t wear their bishop-hats all the time.
— E Flo (via hallieliuya)
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I don’t buy this whole “semesters won’t affect your graduation” crap. Thanks for canceling my summer courses, Ohio State. Now to reconfigure my entire academic calendar, search for a summer job, and find a new minor… Guess the last two months of meetings with all my advisors were worthless. Awesome.
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The extreme greatness of Christianity lies in the fact that it does not seek a supernatural cure for suffering, but a supernatural use of it.
— Simone Weil
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To say to Christ as Saint Peter did: ‘I will always be faithful to thee’, is to deny him already, for it is to suppose that the source of fidelity is in ourselves and not in grace.
— Simone Weil
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Dude! What is going on with the Zeus and the raping everyone!??
— E, on her (not)-literary crushes
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This conversation is so much fun! Let’s hate each other more often!
— Suparna, on our pseudo-arguments
